if you turn off all the lights at night, look into the mirror, and play flamenco guitar music then it will summon antonio banderas
reason #3762 why I love Crowley
Someone needs to take away my pens.
I Khan’t stop! And now I’m making bad puns.
I need an intervention.
Ballpoints are just so much fun.
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church
i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc
this is really great omg
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
this child is a disney princess
or bear grylls’ daughter
Or the mayor of a video game town.
With Cas’s fading grace, he was becoming so hopelessly human. Nothing was seeming to go as planned. He failed everyone, and there was nothing he could do to forgive himself. That was when Dean appeared to him, a grin on his face as he suddenly lit up. As the two made their way to each other, Dean cupped Cas’s face gingerly.
"I’m so sorry," Castiel murmured over and over. "I thought you died…"
"I’m here," Dean hushed him. Dean’s voice was gentle as his thumbs traced Castiel’s cheekbones, their faces inching toward each other.
"Dean… I should have told you," Castiel murmured quietly. "I’ve never felt this way… I love you."
A smile grew wider on Dean, his face incredibly close to Castiel’s. “Oh Cas…” he paused, his smile faltering.
"If only there was someone out there who loved you." Dean’s eyes grew black as Castiel’s grew small, the first blade raised high as he plunged it into the broken angel’s heart.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
I feel like there’s a reoccurring theme in these pictures? Can’t really put my finger on it..
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
I’m gonna start a frat called psi phi pi where we just watch sci-fi movies while eating pie. ΨΦπ represent.